Jesus vs. Satan
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code steaming up the screen for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset, and cried he had nothing, and lost it all when the power went out!

God then said "Let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, and voices of angels poured forth from the speakers.

Satan is astonished and stutters, "H-h-h-how?? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckled, and said "Everybody knows...Jesus SAVES!!"